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BTVS/ATS*
*This is my weirdest Category because it contains both the first fic I ever wrote and some very recent fic without a lot in between.
Alone in a Crowded Room [1300 words, Cordelia, Xander, asexuality]
Attractive, you get. Attraction, not so much.

Recruitment Pitch [BtVS/DA, 1000 words, Lydecker, Riley)
Manticore is recruiting. Who better than a former member of the Initiative?

Fissures [2000 words, Ben, Glory, minions]
When Ben's thirteen, Glory's minions kill his parents. They treat him like a prince, but they killed his parents. Things go downhill from there.

Demon Days [1800 words, Doyle(/Cordelia, Angel)]
Snatches from the world where Doyle grew up demon.

Way of the World [4800 words, Doyle, CD]
Good men die before their time, the light struggles against the dark and the past has a tendency to repeat.

Out of Time (16600 words, Connor, Angel, Doyle, Cordelia)
When Connor takes the wrong portal out of Quortoth, the bewildered members of the original Angel Investigations have to figure out how to deal with it.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

Until Tomorrow [2200, Doyle, 1.08]
Someone is going to die tonight. It’s not who you think it is.

The Fallen [BtVS/Ats, 40000 words, ensemble]
There's dead people being resurrected, Oz is getting visions, oh, and the world's ending.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

Deception [1600 words, Xander, Anya]
Tag to Conversations with Dead People.

In the End [880 words, Lorne, Lindsey, Not Fade Away]
After three months of pretending to have visions, Lindsey actually had a real one.

Dracula and Graveyards [800 words, pre-series]
Jesse had always believed in vampires...

Jesse [800 words]
Xander wonders why he never got a visit from the First

DOCTOR WHO and TORCHWOOD

the wish machine [2200 words, Jack, ensemble]
The dangers of dreaming too hard.

It Came Out of the Sky [DW/X Files, 1200 words, Nine, Mulder, Scully]
The Doctor’s grieving after the Time War. Mulder’s looking for the truth.

Doppleganger [DW/Heroes, Peter, Nine, 1/1]
Peter Petrelli meets the Ninth Doctor and is just a little freaked out.

Crossing Blue 650 words, Rose/Jack]
Rose crosses the void with a little familiar help.

Light Bending Backwards [2100 words, various doctors, Jack]
The Doctor infiltrates the Time Agency. Jack suffers the consequences.

Unremarkable [1800 words, Family of Blood AU]
John Smith is only human. And a watch is just a watch.

Close Encounter [DW/SPN, 2500 words, Ten, Rose, Sam, Dean]
The Winchester boys run across the Doctor, Rose and a werewolf. Wackiness ensues.

DARK ANGEL

Stalemate [3800 words, Max, Logan, Alec, XMFC!AU]
Logan is a telepath on a mission. Max is a metal-bender looking for revenge.

Getting Smaller [2500 words, gen, ensemble, for da_halloween]
In which frog DNA gives Alec boobs.

Assets [2500 words, gen, ensemble, for da_halloween]
In which frog DNA gives Alec boobs.

Home for the Holidays [1800 words, Max/Logan, for fauxcynic]
Five Christmases Max and Logan never spent together and the one they did.

KABOOM! [2500 words, Normal, for da_halloween
In his secret life, Normal is a demon hunter.

Pocketful of Lies [25800 words, Max, Alec, Logan, ML]
After hearing a news report on the disappearance of Eyes Only, Max is slowly drawn into the mystery of what really happened to Logan Cale…

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12


Handful of Memories [2800 words, Logan, tag to Pocketful of Lies]
Max can’t remember. Logan can’t forget.

Objects in Motion [2500 words, Max, Logan, ML]
External forces are at work.

Slouching Towards Salvation [2700 words, Max, Logan, ML]
Manticore is gone. Jam Pony is gone. Just Max and Logan now. They’re all that’s left. Well them and the hoards of zombies outside.

Guys in Bars [1000 words, Lydecker, White]
White and Lydecker attempting to out-badguy each other.

Phantom Limb Sensation [3800 words, Max, Logan]
On the second Tuesday in December, Max is abducted by aliens. It is not the strangest thing that happens that day.

Endgame [1400 words, Lydecker, post-series]
This is not the first time he has faked his own death.

Strange Happenings [1000, Logan, Lydecker, ML, humor]
When Lydecker called up out of the blue Logan was expecting an apocalypse or at very least a trap. Nothing like this.

If [1000 words, Alex, Max, MA, ML, Alec/Rachel]
It won’t last.

The Grapefruit Chronicles [1300 words, Max, Logan, ML, crack!fic]
Max gives Logan fruit IN THREE DIFFERENT AND OMG SO COOL WAYS.

Take Two [5800 words, Max/Logan]
Haven’t we been here before?

First Time for Everything [900 words 1/1, Max, others]
Nine of Max’s firsts.

Nowhere Called Home [2500 words, Logan, ML)
In another life, things are different. A pseudo-AU.

All You Need (1/1, Logan, ML, Logan/Valerie)
Looking back, he doesn’t think he’d change it for the world [Logan/Max, Logan/Valerie]

Stuff of Legends [2500 words, Alec]
The day the transgenics finally outmatch the familiars and win their independence is the day Max Guevara and Logan Cale drop off the face of the earth. Alec tries to pick up the pieces.

Fear of Falling [1900 words, Logan character study, ML]
The trick is not to look down.

This is How the World Ends [5500 words, Max, ML, M/other]
White’s apocalypse comes to pass. Max can’t stop it.

Volatility [600 words, Logan, Alec]
Logan and Alec get drunk together. Wackiness ensues

Shards of Yesterday [1800 words, Max, Logan, ML, And Jesus Brought a Casserole (AU)]
Forgetting is the easy part.

Eight Ball [Alec, Sketchy, 850 words]
No one runs the table their first time out. Not even Alec.

First Impressions [450 words, Normal]
The first time Normal had met Max, he’d known she would be trouble.

Still Falling [3200 words, Logan, Max, ML]
Funny how, no matter what, it always comes down to Max and Eyes Only. (Five things that never happened to Logan Cale.)

DA/SPN CROSSOVERS

What Comes Around 'verse
(In chronological order)
Manmade Monster [3800 words, Dean, Lydecker]
Dean makes a kill that happens to have a barcode on the back of its neck. Lydecker is not happy.

What Comes Around [11800 words, Sam, Alec]
He should have left this city the minute he walked into Crash and saw the double of his brother. Sam-centric, crossover with Dark Angel.
1 | 2

What You See [5400 words, Sam, Alex]
Alec’s not Dean. Sam’s having some problems adjusting.

What You Dream About [4000 words, Alec, Dean, Sam]
Somewhere along the way, Alec stops dreaming about fire and starts dreaming about Dean.

What Can Hurt You [10800 words, Sam, Alec]
Alec assumes their biggest problem is finding The Demon. Sam doesn’t have the heart to tell him he’s wrong.
1 | 2

World Behind Windows [31400 words, Logan, Dean]
Logan gets shot and the next thing he knows, he's stuck ten years in the past riding shotgun to Dean Winchester.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11


World Through Walls [14000 words, Logan, Dean]
Logan hasn't seen Dean since the shooting but their paths are about to collide again.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

HARRY POTTER*
*Really really early fic. Seriously I wouldn't read anything posted before Playing the Hero
Harry and the Life Eaters [Parody, written pre-DH. ~10K]
Post HBP. Featuring zombies, horcruxes, death eaters, life eaters, the first annual interhouse exchange program, and of course, Harry Potter: High School Dropout. 
1-4 | 5-8 | 9-12

Weak Spot [HP/SPN, 1600 words]
Voldemorts weak spot, as it turns out--rock salt

Playing the Hero (never gets you anywhere) [2500 words]
When the Harry falls, someone's got to take his place.

Fractured Fairy Tale [800 words]
It all used to look so simple... Hero beats the villian and wins the war, but real life is never that kind.

Things that Never Happened [1500 words]
Ever wonder what would happen if things had gone a bit differently for the marauders? AU.

Downfall [1900 words]
Funny how Voldemort's downfall was the reason the Marauders couldn't hold themselves togeather.

Echoes [1100 words]
Ron sits in the dark, surrounded by the echoes of his dead friends and wonders where it all went wrong. One Shot.

Hero's Weakness [900 words]
"You’re the hero, right?"

Darkening Light [10000 words]
You see, in the real world, there's not always a happy ending.

What's in a Wish [2800 words]
Harry wishes Peter Pettigrew out of existence.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Rules (are made to be broken) [1300 words, Robin, BR]
Being scared is for losers.

Faces Through the Veil of Smoke [14200 words, Robin, ensemble, BR, ML]
It’s a ghost story. Except for all the ways it’s not.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8


Saw Your Face Through the Flames [2200 words, Barney, BR, AU to Faces Through the Veil of Smoke]
Barney’s not dead, but you can’t really say the same thing about everyone else. 

LIFE ON MARS

All Us Heroes [2000 words, ensemble]
It’s Life on Mars. Only everyone has super powers.

The Beginning is the End is the Beginning [2600 words, Sam]
Listen. Sam Tyler has come unstuck in time.

MERLIN

The Demolished Man [14000 words, Morgana, Arthur, Merlin]
Magic holds the world together and Merlin holds the magic. Only the world has split itself apart at the seams and Merlin is nowhere to be found.

initiation | demolition | reconstruction | confrontation | absolution


Beneath Your Feet, the Magic Sleeps [5600 words, Arthur, Merlin, Morgana]
Arthur doesn't think much of the rumors about the Great Sorcerer chained beneath the castle until the sorcerer starts whispering to him.

Fly by Night [200 words, Arthur, Merlin]
In which Merlin is the Great Dragon chained beneath Camelot 

PSYCH

Latent [13500 words, Lassiter, Shawn]
In Shawn Spencer's six-year tenure as SBPD's psychic detective, they've solved cases that wouldn't be closed anywhere else in the country. But in a missing persons case with no leads, it looks like their luck might have run out... with Gus.

1 | 2


Back to the Future Part... Murder [13500 words, Shawn, ensemble]
While the SBPD tries to piece together a twenty year old cycle of murders, Shawn Spencer finds himself thrown back to 1989, as the killer surfaces for the first time.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7


Burnt Ash and Golden Eyes [Psych/SPN, 4300 words, Shawn, Yellow Eyes]
When Shawn Spencer is six months old, his mother spontaneously combusts over his cradle.

Walking Dead Girl [Psych/Pushing Daisies, 3700 words, Shawn, Gus, Ned, Chuck]
Upon seeing the specter of her supposedly dead niece, Lily Charles calls in a psychic.

Fortress of Lassitude [250 words, Shawn(/)Lassiter]
“Spencer, I’ve always seen a zombie apocalypse as a not only viable but likely means for the end of the world.”

Spare Change [2400 words, ensemble]
Find a penny, pick it up...

The Evidence Lock-Up [1800 words, ensemble]
All contents part of case 10329QXT—The Disappearance of Shawn H. Spencer. Property of the Santa Barbra Police Department.
 

PUSHING DAISIES

The Dead Man Shuffle [1900 words, ensemble]
For absolutely no reason, zombies attack the Pie Hole.

Baking for the Dead [Pushing Daisies/SPN, 2200 words, Chuck, Ned, Sam]
In which the girl called Chuck and the Pie Maker runs across the brothers Winchester and a soul stealing demon.

SCRUBS

Sixteen Hours [1300 words, JD, ensemble, JD/Cox, zombies]
“We’re going to have to quarantine you, Janice. Sixteen hours to be on the safe side. When that’s over, we forget this ever happened and get on with our lives."

My Brain Slug [Scrubs/Animorphs, 5800 words, JD, ensemble]
So Turk just extracted a brain slug from a patient, JD’s being stalked by a red-tailed hawk and Cox has been acting a little different. Not exactly your average day at Sacred Heart. 

SHERLOCK

Staying Alive [1600 words, Sherlock, John, Moriarty]
It starts in a swimming pool. Or maybe that's how it ends.

Sun that Burns on a Cloudy Day [11200 words, AU, John, Sherlock, Mycroft, Jim, Molly]
Sherlock and John are rebels in a dystopian world.

John is Legend [2000 words, John, I Am Legend Fusion]
The world is overcome by the vampire plague. John survives. 

STAR TREK

Never Seen the Sunrise [2000 words, Spock, Kirk]
Dystopian!AU. The Vulcans say the only way to peace is through removal of emotion. Not everyone agrees.

Swooning [2900 words, Kirk, McCoy, Spock)
It started to go wrong when Jim fake-swooned into the Vulcan’s lap. (The Psych AU in which Kirk is Shawn, McCoy is Gus and Spock is Lassiter.)

can see it in his eyes [ST/SPN, 1600 words, Spock, Kirk/Spock, Dean/Castiel]
This is the great secret of Spock’s birth: Human and Vulcans are not compatible. There has never been another like him nor will there ever be another like him. It is for all intents and purposes... a miracle.

STARGATE ATLANTIS

(D)evolution [2000 words, Sheppard, wraith]
He wakes up on a wraith vessel with no memory and no way out.

Missing Cues [950 words, Sheppard, team, asexuality]
“So you're not actually Kirk then?”

Why I Read John Sheppard as Ace. [Essay]

IN WHICH JOHN SHEPPARD'S HAIR IS CONTAGEOUS [image post]

SUPERNATURAL

Empty Spaces [900 words, Lisa, Ben, 6.21 tag]
There's a hole in Lisa's mind.

We All Fall Down (Ashes Ashes) [16000 words, Dean, Castiel]
In the days after the Apocalypse, angels fall by the dozens. No one notices. In the wake Lucifer's time on earth, a few falling stars aren't exactly news. But nearly ten years later, something is slowly wiping these newly human angels from existence. A reluctant Dean Winchester finds himself drawn forcibly back into the hunting world--a fallen angel of his own by his side.

1 | 2 | 3


Snow Falls Sideways [4700 words, Castiel, Dean, Jimmy, AU)
AU. Castiel is a computer programmer troubleshooting the bugs in the cyberpersonality, D.E.A.N.. As he becomes more an more involved in his work, the lines between person and AI start to blur.

Sleepwalking the Life Fantastic [5500 words, Sam, canon!AU]
It is 1995 and Sam’s prayers are not yet inaudible

The Long Way Around [2900 words, Castiel, John, 5.13]
When Castiel's powers fail him, the only way to get back to the future is to live his way there.

All You Sinners [1500 words, Dean, Castiel, 5.04 (end!verse)]
The past is miles of deserted highways and fields of fire.

Election Day [drabble, Henriksen, Dean]

Hunting for a Hunter [1900 words, Hendriksen, Jus en Belo, for spn_remix

Inversions [400 words, 4.01] Before it all ends, Dean Winchester stands tall, takes a deep breath and doesn’t kill his little brother.

The Shadow Men [31000 words, Sam, others, apocafic] The campus of Stanford lies in ruins. The veil between hell and earth is getting thinner by the day and the only thing worse then the fires are the mysterious men emerging from the flames. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

There Came the Sound of Thunder [860 words, Dean, No Rest for the Wicked]
He remembered his brother’s name more then twice as long as he remembered his own.

Dial Tone [1400 words, Dean, Sam, No Rest for the Wicked]
Dean finds a way to phone out of Hell. Sam is skeptical. The fic is crack.

Z-Day [SPN/Shaun of the Dead, Dean, Sam] It is commonly speculated that the pub called the Winchester was named for the rifle that sits above the bar. But that’s not true at all.

And Counting [4200 words, Sam, No Rest for the Wicked]
There is no plan B. There’s just you and whatever the hell just woke up inside of you.

To Cross the Universe [5300 words, Dean, WiaSNB!Sam, What is and What Should Never Be] 
The man Sam finds strung up in the djinn’s lair is not his brother.

Paved With Good Intention [1200 words, Ava, All Hell Breaks Loose]
Ava, the five months in between.

On Dealings with Demons, [1200 words, John, In My Time of Dying]
He has no regrets.

Round and Round We Go [1100 words, Dean, early season 2]
There’s a train at the end of the tunnel.

Dead Roses [1100 words, Sam, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things]
The gun shakes wildly. You can hear your teeth chatter. You can’t feel anything.

One Shot [1600 words, Devil's Trap]
There's a body in the back seat. Post Devil's Trap.

Into Oblivion [2000 words, Dean, Devil's Trap]
Dean knows something’s wrong.

Born in Fire [1300 words, Dean, Yellow Eyes, Late season 1]
The demon has taken away everything and even as it lies there, trapped and beaten, it’s looking to take just a little bit more...

Reality [450 words, Dean, Skin] This is the first time Dean has ever died.  

XMFC

Shades of Blue and Gold [1500 words, Erik]
Erik keeps the jumpsuit and starts crashing the X-Men's fights.

The Walls are Bleeding [15600 words, AU, Erik, Charles, Alex]
Eriks befriends the ghost in his house. And then decides to expose his murderer.

1 | 2


Standing Tall While Sitting Down [6200 words, AU, Charles, Raven, Erik]
Charles was paralyzed during his adolescence. Somehow everything works out better.

Souls [6400 words, Erik, Charles, Raven, Shaw]
Erik steals souls for a living. Then he meets Charles. 

Others
Pacific Rim, Dollhouse, 28 Days Later, Dexter, Animorphs, Dr. Horrible, Night Watch, Indiana Jones, Lost, Lord of the FliesLove of the Fight [850 words, Raleigh, Yancey, Mako, asexuality]
He doesn’t kiss her then either.
Only Sleeping [550 words, Topher]
Topher falls asleep in the chair sometimes.

so goes the world [600 words]
In the whole of England, 1306 made it out alive.

Sketches Traced in Sand [1150 words, Deb, Dexter, Lundy]
Deb, post season 4
How the Sky Looks Different from the Ground [14000 words, Tobias]
The AU where Tobias isn’t an animorph.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
Reaction Mechanism [1500 words, Billy]
Anyone can be a villain. That's just a matter of making a choice.
That Which Descends Into Light [1500 words, Olga character study]
She's always thought owls were remarkably ugly birds.
This Time Around [1700 words, Marion, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]
The first time he left, you learned to hate him.

Belief [drabble, Jack, 1.06]
While moving to the caves, Jack takes a minute to question his beliefs.

Symbolic Everything [3400 words, 9th grade me's frustration with symbolism]
A plane full of little boys crashes on an island where symbolism runs rampant. Sucks to your ass-mar.